David Hemblen credited as playing...
Major McCall
- Mindy Burton: Oh, there's my juvenile delinquent brother.
- Joe Burton: I'm telling you, Mindy, I didn't do anything.
- Mindy Burton: Yeah, right. Wanna play ring toss? The gnomes' pointy heads will make perfect targets.
- Joe Burton: How about your pointy head?
- Mindy Burton: You are so immature.
- [Mindy tosses a ring onto the Gnome and it lands right on]
- Mindy Burton: Perfect.
- Joe Burton: I'm telling you, Mindy, I didn't smash his stupid melons.
- Mindy Burton: Then who did?
- Joe Burton: I don't know, but if I did, I'd shake his hand.
- [Joe tosses a ring and misses]
- Mindy Burton: Nice one.
- [Major MaCall sees them playing ring toss]
- Major McCall: Is that what your father calls punishment? Playing games with those ugly pieces of junk?
- Mindy Burton: Take it easy, Joe.
- Major McCall: You just try coming in my yard again. I'll be waiting next time, son. Yes sir! You can bet that.
- Mindy Burton: I know he's a jerk but you'd better listen to Dad and stay out of his way.