Robert Culp credited as playing...
Bill Maxwell
- General Gerald Stocker: Alright Maxwell now who else knows about Operation Spoil Sport?
- Bill Maxwell: [going under the influence of truth serum] My partner, Ralph...
- General Gerald Stocker: Ralph.
- Bill Maxwell: ... only one that can stop 'em.
- General Gerald Stocker: How can he stop the missiles?
- Bill Maxwell: It's a suit..It's ma... magic. Fly around in the sky. Alley-ooop! Come on, Ralph, not again.
- [laughing]
- Bill Maxwell: Splat!
- General Gerald Stocker: What the Hell is he talking about?
- Major Dyle: Maxwell! Maxwell, how did you find out about Spoil Sport?
- Bill Maxwell: It's... T... H... E... M. Them. That's, the little green guys. A dead guy told us about it.
- General Gerald Stocker: How much did you pump into this guy?
- Major Dyle: Less than half a cc, I don't get it.
- General Gerald Stocker: He couldn't be faking it, couldn't he?
- Major Dyle: No way.
- General Gerald Stocker: He called me nuts. I think he's in line for a padded cell.
- Bill Maxwell: [sings flatly] "Oh say can you see. By the dawn's early light." That's a hard lyric. I got the music, though.