Hank Patterson credited as playing...
Fred Ziffel
- Fred Ziffel: [Dilly's cam now telecasts the Douglas' bedroom] What are you watching?
- Sam Drucker: Mr. Douglas getting undressed.
- Fred Ziffel: Oh, has he got a nighttime show, too? Then I hope it's better than his afternoon show. Them imitations he done were pretty bad.
- Doris Ziffel: [Dilly's camera broadcasts Oliver in his barn over area TV sets] It's Mr. Douglas!
- Fred Ziffel: I didn't know he had his own TV show?
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: [to his cow] Eleanor, will you - Moooooo!
- Doris Ziffel: What kind of show is that?
- Fred Ziffel: I don't know. Looks like he's giving the cow mooing lessons.