Justin Chambers credited as playing...
Dr. Alex Karev
- Dr. Alex Karev: What are you pissed about?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You look at everything in a skirt.
- Dr. Alex Karev: I'd look at you in a skirt, something short, maybe school girl. Pleated.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: If that skirt didn't have a big pair of bouncing boobs attached to it, you'd stop looking.
- Dr. Alex Karev: You cut 'em off, you build 'em back up. Maybe you get to upgrade. Life goes on.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: If there was a genetic test for testicular cancer, you think men who tested positive would have this surgery? No, because it's castration. What man would willingly get rid of the part of his anatomy that makes him a man? This woman is having herself castrated. And we book an OR and act like it means nothing. It's not nothing! God, how could you possibly act like it's no big deal? I mean, what if it was me?
- Dr. Alex Karev: Izzie, you're freaking out. You know that, right?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: If I was the one with the cancer gene... I mean, what if I showed up tomorrow and my boobs were made of plastic and my skin had aged 10 years and my sex drive had dried up? If it was me, Alex, would you be so fine with it then?
- [Alex is silent]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Yeah, you'd be really hot to kiss me with tongue then, wouldn't you?
- [she leaves]
- Dr. Alex Karev: [later] Here's the thing - I like your rack.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: God, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so... what is wrong with you?
- Dr. Alex Karev: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I'd want you.
- [Izzie slaps him]
- Dr. Alex Karev: Ow! What was that for?
- [she kisses him]