Patrick Dempsey credited as playing...
Dr. Derek Shepherd
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: So we're kissing but we're not dating?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I knew that was going to come up.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Don't get me wrong: I like the kissing. I'm all for the kissing. More kissing, I say.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I have no idea what that was about.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Is it going to happen again? Let me know next time. I'll bring breath mints. Put a condom in my wallet.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Just stop it right now.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Dr. Bailey stopped the bleeding. The bad news is we gave your penis to the cops. Have a nice life.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: She's going to spend a hell of a long time in recovery and rehab.
- Dr. Preston Burke: If she survives.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: What is she, like, 5'2", a hundred pounds, she's still breathing after what this guy did to her? If they catch the guy, they should castrate him.
- Dr. Preston Burke: See how shredded her hands are. She tried to fight back.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Tried to? Rape kit came back negative. She kicked his ass.
- Dr. Preston Burke: So, we have a warrior among us, huh?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Allision. Her name is Allison.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Allison.
- Dr. Preston Burke: I think I may have found the cause of our rupture. What is this? Does anyone know what this is?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Oh my god.
- Dr. Preston Burke: What? Spit it out Grey.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: She bit it off.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Bit off what?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: That's h-his... penis. She bit off his, his penis.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Oh.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: So... it is intense... this thing I have for... ferryboats, I mean.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I am so taking the stairs this time.
- [she continues walking]
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: No self control. It is sad, really.
- [he nods and gets into the elevator]
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: [waiting for the elevator, and Meredith walks up] Seattle has ferryboats.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Yes?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I didn't know that. I've been living here six weeks. I didn't know there were ferryboats.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Hence the ferryboats. Now I have to like it here. I wasn't planning on liking it here. I'm genetically engineered to dislike everywhere, except Manhattan. I have a thing for ferryboats.