Justin Chambers credited as playing...
Dr. Alex Karev
- Dr. Alex Karev: [whining] My head hurts!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Maybe it's a tumor...
- Dr. Alex Karev: Yea, you wish I had a tumor.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Look, I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Who here feels like they have no idea what they're doing?
- [in order, George, Izzie, Christina, and Meredith raise their hands]
- Dr. George O'Malley: I mean, are we supposed to learning something? Because I don't feel like I'm learning anything.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Except how not to sleep.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being...
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Suturing, code-running, lab-delivering, penis-minders.
- Dr. Alex Karev: I hate being an intern.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex Karev. Nice to meet you.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
- Dr. Alex Karev: And you're the pushy, overbearing, kiss-ass. I hate you, too.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Oh, this should be fun then.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Don't people get sick anymore?
- Dr. Alex Karev: I mean, how are we supposed to get any O.R. time if everyone's gonna live?