Jack Angel: Master Control
The Bad News Ghouls/House of No Tomorrow
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Jack Angel credited as playing...
Master Control
- Master Control: [monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.
- Billy: Aaahh!
- [jumps on Grim's arms]
- Grim: That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.
- Master Control: I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure, I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.
- Grim: Wait, how can you know *everything*?
- Master Control: I just do, so there.
- Grim: If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?
- Master Control: Life has no meaning, only machine intelligence is truly important on a cosmic scale.
- Grim: Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.
- Billy: Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?
- Master Control: Blue.
- Billy: What's the best kind of bean?
- Master Control: Pinto.
- Billy: Why is the sky blue?
- Master Control: Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.
- Billy: Why do I ask so many questions?
- Master Control: Because you're stupid!
- Billy: What's the color of my underwear?
- Master Control: White...
- [raises an eyebrow]
- Master Control: ...with pink frilly lace.
- Billy: [checks in his pants] Wow. It really does know everything.
- Master Control: This is why humanity must be eradicated; you depend too much on happiness. And, for that, you will all SUFFER!