Kevin Connolly credited as playing...
Kain Fuery
- Roy Mustang: Dog huh?
- [serious face]
- Roy Mustang: ... I LOVE DOGS!
- Master Sergeant Kain Feury: Really ya' mean it?
- [eyes sparkle]
- Roy Mustang: But of course! Dogs embody loyalty they follow their masters commands above all else!Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck!Trust me Fuery they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine how we salute Thee!
- Lieutenant Lisa Hawkeye: Well, if you've got no other candidates, I guess I can handle him, Kain.
- Kain Feury: Really? That's awesome!
- [puppy jumps from Kain's arms, runs over to wall, and piddles on it]
- Kain Feury: Sorry. Guess he's just relieved to have an owner.
- [Lieutenant Hawkeye fires her pistol into the wall near the puppy]
- Lieutenant Lisa Hawkeye: Now you won't be doing that again, will you, pup? See, you've got a strict mommy now. The bathroom's out here. Got it, Black Hayate?
- Kain Feury: [crying] What's wrong with all you people?