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Stanley Holloway and Bert Lahr in The Fantasticks (1964)

Bert Lahr: Hucklebee

The Fantasticks

Bert Lahr credited as playing...

Hucklebee

Quotes5

  • Hucklebee: There is a great many things I could tell you about myself. I was once in the navy - that's where I learned horticulture.
  • Hucklebee: Now I decided you need to be married, so I went wife shopping and I found you a pearl!
  • [from the other side of the wall Luisa gasps]
  • Hucklebee: There's that sound again.
  • Matt: What if I prefer a diamond?
  • Hucklebee: How dare you prefer a diamond when I just offered you a pearl!
  • Bellomy: If they knew we wanted them to wed...
  • Hucklebee: A pre-arranged marriage...
  • Bellomy: They'd sooner be dead.
  • Hucklebee: Children...
  • Bellomy: Lovers...
  • Hucklebee: Fantasticks...
  • Bellomy: Geese!
  • Hucklebee: How clever we are...
  • Bellomy: How crafty I know...
  • Hucklebee: To manipulate children...
  • Bellomy: You merely say, "No".
  • [El Gallo has presented his itemized bill for his fake abduction of Luisa to Bellomy and Hucklebee]
  • Luisa: You mean it wasn't real - the bandit, the moonlight?
  • Hucklebee: We arranged it.
  • Luisa: But the feud...
  • Matt: And the wall...
  • Bellomy: Built to fall.
  • Matt: I don't believe it.
  • [hands Matt the bill]
  • Hucklebee: Read on MacDuff.

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