Will the Real Harvey Wheatley Please Stand Up?

Uber small businessman Hank Dearborn's (Dick Kallman) latest venture is a dating service for the guys of the Western State University campus. Shy, meek Harvey Weatley (a young Bob Balaban) is about to lose his membership with his swinging fraternity unless he gets a date soon. He has his eye set on gorgeous Lola Mason (Karen Jensen) and Hank goes to work to make a date for an upcoming dance. Whereas a Sgt. Bilko-type character is scheming to get rich, Hank's business dealings are to pay for practical expenses and help raise his young nine-year-old sister Tina (Katie Sweet). Hank spreads enough false information about Harvey around the campus to make him appear as the greatest catch on Earth for the ladies. Lola is now desperate to meet Harvey, but his nerves won't make that easy.