Tom Bosley credited as playing...
Howard Cunningham
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey, I can straighten this whole thing out. Couple of weeks ago, I get myself into a drag race with Rocky Baruffi here. We were racing for pink slips. Titles.
- Police Detective: Oh, I didn't think he meant underwear.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Ah, I like that. I like a cop with a good sense of humor, huh?
- Howard Cunningham: Fonzie, please, get to the part where Richie's innocent.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: In time, huh? In time. All right. On that particular evening, Rocky Baruffi's engine blew out. Pffsh! And I win. As usual. But Rocky Baruffi did not steal that car, no. Rocky Baruffi bought that car. Yes, he bought it... from a man named Alfred Kremmel. Now, the party of the first part sold the wheels in question to Rocky Baruffi here, party of the second part. Then he reports it stolen to the insurance company, party of the third part, to collect the loot. Now, I conclude, Your Honorship, that the car was never stolen, these guys are innocent, and that Richie Cunningham is the real and legal owner of that hot rod formerly known as Love Bandit. Thank you.