Ron Howard credited as playing...
Richie Cunningham
- Marion Cunningham: [the family has found out Joanie smokes and Howard is getting ready to lecture her] Tell her that smoking is a disgusting and filthy habit.
- Howard Cunningham: I'll get to that Marion...
- Richie Cunningham: ...and it leads to heart disease and lung cancer...
- Howard Cunningham: All right Richard...
- Marion Cunningham: ...and tell her that kissing someone who smokes is like kissing an ashtray!
- Howard Cunningham: yes Mar... How do you know?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Referring to Joanie] How's that little apple of mine?
- Richie Cunningham: Your apple is smoking.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Joanie's smokin' cigarettes?
- Richie Cunningham: Yeah.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Whose been sellin' them to her? I'll shove the butts right up his nose!
- Richie Cunningham: You can't beat up people whose selling cigarettes in Milwaukee.