Marion Ross credited as playing...
Marion Cunningham
- Marion Cunningham: [the family has found out Joanie smokes and Howard is getting ready to lecture her] Tell her that smoking is a disgusting and filthy habit.
- Howard Cunningham: I'll get to that Marion...
- Richie Cunningham: ...and it leads to heart disease and lung cancer...
- Howard Cunningham: All right Richard...
- Marion Cunningham: ...and tell her that kissing someone who smokes is like kissing an ashtray!
- Howard Cunningham: yes Mar... How do you know?
- Marion Cunningham: That's not true, Howard. My mother started smoking when she was a little girl and she never stopped.