Traci Lords credited as playing...
Luscious Deluxe
- Autolycus: [to his ex-wife Luscious] Lay one on me, baby.
- Luscious Deluxe: [Luscious punches him and he falls over] That's for leavin' me in prison, you miserable wart on the ass of an ass.
- [she looks at Hercules]
- Luscious Deluxe: You, on the other hand, need to tell me where you've been all my life.
- Hercules: Just... trying to keep your ex-husband out of trouble.
- Luscious Deluxe: If there's one thing he doesn't need help with, it's that.
- [she kisses Hercules's hand]