Jeremy Roberts credited as playing...
Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: I should have become a farmer like my father.
- Hercules: Then why didn't you?
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: I didn't have his touch for the soil.
- Hercules: That's too bad. You wouldn't be here now.
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: I guess it's like-- every son. You either wanna be just *like* your father or just the opposite.
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: That's a dried-up well you're in. You better start digging.
- Hercules: We'd find water a lot quicker-- if you were down here helping me!
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: [laughs] True, very true-- but I need my rest.
- Hercules: Have you always been so optimistic?
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: Uh, I'm just-- I'm tired. I'm tired of being chased. I'm tired of running. I'm-- just tired. If you don't bring me back, they'll just send somebody who will.
- Hercules: You should have considered that before becoming a killer for hire.
- Derkus 'Derk' Petronicus: Well, the army doesn't train you for peacetime work. Look-- if we get out of this, I wanna make a deal.
- Hercules: There's no deals.