Michael Hurst credited as playing...
Iolaus
- Iolaus: Don't doubt me, Lykus. I've fried bigger fish than your She-demon. You know? When Hercules and I were-- battling the Titans-- we were up against bearded behemoths-- eight feet tall-- no ten-- even twelve. We still managed to beat back two waves of those ugly brutes.
- [chuckles]
- Iolaus: I tell ya-- my head was echoing with the clang of swords for weeks after that-- oh, yeah.
- Lycus: How can you call this Hercules a hero? He's too busy ravaging his own home to help anybody. He must be crazy. You people think it doesn't matter 'cause the blood of Zeus runs in his veins.
- Iolaus: [Iolaus overhears this and slams his drink down] Hey! Why don't you pipe down till you know what you're talking about?
- Lycus: I know what I saw with my own eyes, that's all I'm saying.
- Iolaus: You didn't look into his heart, if ya did you've would've seen it was broken.
- Lycus: You don't make anymore sense then Hercules did.
- Iolaus: [Iolaus grabs him] He lost his family. You understand that? They were swept away in a fireball sent down by his stepmother.
- Lycus: The goddess, Hera?
- Iolaus: She's a murdering bitch. And his father's no better. Zeus turned his back on his own blood.
- Lycus: Where's your respect for the gods?
- Iolaus: In a pig trough, where it belongs. Hercules deserves our respect now-- and our sympathy.