Dr. Dick Solomon: I have some terrible news. Liam was going to go through with his plan to turn Earth into Planet Monkey World, so I had to use his own weapon to turn him into a chimp.
Harry Solomon: You chimp-ified Liam?
Dr. Dick Solomon: Yes. But that's not the worst part. Mary saw me do it. She witnessed something alien. There is no good way to explain what she saw.
Sally Solomon: OK, OK. OK, damage control. you guys. We have to normalize the situation... . What if we chimp-ify everyone in, say, the Ukraine. We tell Albright that Liam is Ukrainian.
Harry Solomon: And it finally caught up with him.
Dr. Dick Solomon: It's settled. Tonight we fly to Kiev.
Sally Solomon: Wait, that's like a 12-hour flight.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Yeah, and you have to connect through Warsaw. It's a bitch.
Harry Solomon: Mmmm, yeah. Once you get there, you've lost the whole day.
Sally Solomon: Oooh, I have a better idea. Why don't you just deny it, and then act like it never happened.
Dr. Dick Solomon: That's right. Deny. Good idea. And we have a kick-ass Ukrainian Plan B.
