George Peppard credited as playing...
Colonel John 'Hannibal' Smith
- Daniel Running Bear: Are you the only hot dog vendor here in the park?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Do you see any other hot dog vendors?
- Daniel Running Bear: No.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Ah, well you won't. I got contract for the city.
- Daniel Running Bear: Could I have a hot dog, please?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Are you kiddin'? You mean a luke-warm dog. I just fired her up.
- Col. Decker: [using a bull horn] This is Col. Decker of the U.S. army. You are completely surrounded.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Ah, no kidding.
- "Faceman": Colonel Decker, do you hear that?
- Amy Allen: You know this guy?
- "Faceman": Everyone in Vietnam knew him. He's one of those guys who always got the job done under any circumstances and he never lost any sleep over how he did it.
- "B.A." Baracus: Yeah, Hannibal and this guy mixed it up once in the Doom Club.
- Amy Allen: The Doom Club?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, the Da Nang officers' open mess.
- Amy Allen: So what, you didn't like the way he sugared his coffee?
- "Hannibal" Smith: No, I didn't like the way he blew up Cong hospitals like it was his favorite sport.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [looking at a herd of horses] I don't know how the rest of you feel, but I wouldn't sleep well tonight, not if those animals are gonna wind up on the sticky side of a postage stamp.