Stanley Adams credited as playing...
Ila Klarpe
- Ila Klarpe: [referring to Thing] What is that?
- Sam Harris: Just your imagination.
- Gomez Addams: Don't let him pull your leg, Thing is as real as any of us.
- Gomez Addams: Excellent, I'll ring for Lurch.
- Miri Haan: [thick Russian accent] This Lurch, is he serviant?
- Gomez Addams: Yes, he's our butler.
- Miri Haan: Finally we are to meet downtrodden member of the American slave class.
- Ila Klarpe: Poor, weak victim of explotation.
- Sam Harris: Look fellas, I know where there's a dandy little bar downtown with beautiful dancing girls, you'll have a ball there!
- Ila Klarpe: Aha! Miri, take note: guy tries to bribe us, but we refuse, we are strong men! We go later. Now, we go see typical American family.