Carolyn Jones credited as playing...
Morticia Addams
- Morticia Addams: [regarding the Russian dignitaries] Mr. Harris says he's glad their gone. He said he overheard them talking about taking Lurch with them for "scientific purposes."
- Gomez Addams: Ha-ha - "Scientific purposes:" The things people will do to get a good servant.
- Morticia Addams: Most ungracious.
- Morticia Addams: Ah darling, you look so serene and happy when you're throwing knives.
- Gomez Addams: Family trait.
- Morticia Addams: Anything exciting in the mail, dear?
- Gomez Addams: Oh yes: lots of bills!
- Morticia Addams: Wonderful! Will you excuse us, please?