Carolyn Jones credited as playing...
Morticia Addams
- Morticia Addams: [having served tea] It's my husband's pieces de resistance - Creme de la Toadstool.
- Gomez Addams: [from elsewhere in the house] Querida!
- Gomez Addams: [slides down Fester's firemen's pole and rushes to Morticia's arm] Tish! You spoke French!
- Morticia Addams: Mrs. Dragwater averted heartbreak by going back to her husband.
- Gomez Addams: Her husband? Rover T. Dragwater? I know him, he's fat, bald and has a high, squeaky voice.
- Uncle Fester: [scoffs] Well if that's her taste...
- [snaps his fingers]
- Morticia Addams: What is it, Lurch? Is something wrong?
- Lurch: Hair!
- Pugsley Addams: Mother, look. There's hair on the chair, too.
- Morticia Addams: Cousin Itt, you're losing your hair!
- Morticia Addams: Oh, Gomez, would you make the cocktails? You do them so well.
- Gomez Addams: It's that extra sprig of henbane.