John Astin credited as playing...
Gomez Addams
- Gomez Addams: I hope Aunt Singe likes children.
- Morticia Addams: Oh, all witches love children. Remember Hansel and Gretel?
- Gomez Addams: Well, they almost wound up in an oven, but until then that old witch couldn't have been nicer.
- Morticia Addams: It's a horse.
- Uncle Fester: [dubiously] Are you sure?
- Gomez Addams: Not only a beautiful animal but smart, too. He can count to ten.
- Uncle Fester: Heh! Big deal. I can count to twenty.
- Morticia Addams: But the horse didn't go to school.
- Uncle Fester: Well, neither did I.
- Morticia Addams: What's this? Tears on our very own holiday? Why, all those nice witches and goblins flying around...
- Wednesday Addams: That's just it. They told us there weren't any witches.
- Morticia Addams: What?
- Gomez Addams: What fiend uttered that vile canard?
- Penelope Sandhurst: You must have mistaken me for someone else.
- Morticia Addams: [appraising her features] Oh, no-no-no-no, we didn't. That's an Addams face if I ever saw one. Look at that chin, dear.
- Gomez Addams: Flabby, weak, receding.
- Morticia Addams: Beautiful!
- Gomez Addams: [holding up a sharpened knife before Uncle Fester's face] I wanna get the inner you.
- Uncle Fester: Not with that!
- Gomez Addams: That's just for carving.
- Uncle Fester: That's what I'm afraid of.
- [Gomez buys a horse]
- Morticia Addams: Now let's see, what shall we name him?
- Gomez Addams: How 'bout, uh... Fido?
- Morticia Addams: Fido? For a horse?
- Gomez Addams: Rover?
- Morticia Addams: Much better.