Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [introduction - Hitchcock is sitting on a crescent moon]
- Self - Host: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I can now state unequivocally there is not an ounce of cheese up here. There's a cow who goes by now and then, but much too fast to be milked. I'm quite comfortable just now, but you should see me at full moon. I keep sliding off. Tonight's program has been a rather long time in the making. The light from that star, for example, has taken 50,000 years to reach you. But I suppose that is rather unimpressive considering the age of some movies now seen on television. Our story is considerably younger. It is called "Coyote Moon". I tried out for the title role, but was rejected. They're using the real thing. Favoritism, you know.
- [afterword]
- Self - Host: In case you're wondering about Julie, Harry and Pops, that trio of nature's noblemen, they received just what they deserved and more. As it turned out, they had been part of a gang of hijackers that stole supermarket carts, filed off the serial numbers, smuggled them to Mexico, where they had sold them as baby carriages. The court showed them no mercy. I hope you didn't mind the lack of murder and mayhem in tonight's story, but we thought we might give you a vacation from it. For those of you who insist on violence, I can only refer you to your daily paper or your innermost thoughts. Next time, we promise to do better. Until then, good night.