Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [introduction - Hitchcock is in front of a conveyor belt]
- Self - Host: Good evening. We decided to utilize assembly line methods in the making of our shows. Mine is the last operation. You will notice one of our productions coming along now.
- [picks up items off table]
- Self - Host: A sprinkle or so of saccharine. A little pruning. A... One, two commercials, three commercials. I -- here's another one.
- [sprinkles saccharine]
- Self - Host: I can see this is going to keep me quite busy. In the meantime, suppose you look at one of the finished products.
- [afterword]
- Self - Host: I would like to make it clear that the appearance of a suicide on our program in no way constitutes an endorsement of this as a solution to life's problems. There are many better means to get out of a difficult situation. Money, for example. And now I shall return in a moment.
- [commercial]
- Self - Host: That is all for tonight.
- [uses items on table]
- Self - Host: I wonder if we could leave out commercials now and then.
- [conveyor belt stops]
- Self - Host: Big Brother never sleeps.
- [conveyor belt resumes]
- Self - Host: Good night.