Help Wanted

"Help Wanted" is a remake of an episode from "Suspense" a few years earlier. I've seen both and think "Help Wanted" is a bit better. Some of this might be because John Qualen was so good in it....and this was his third "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" appearance in season 1.

Mr. Crabtree (Qualen) was fired from his last job due to his age. And, since then, he's had a horrible time trying to find work. To make matters worses, his wife is ill and needs surgery. So, when he receives a letter from one prospective employer offering work, he takes it...even though what he's going to do and why make no sense at all.

I'd say more about the plot but I don't want to spoil the suspense. All in all, a very good episode...well handled and very interesting from start to finish.

"Help Wanted" is the first episode of 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' to be directed by James Neilson, who later went on to direct eleven more episodes of the series of varying success. It is also John Qualen's second lead actor appearance on the series, his first being the very good "A Bullet for Baldwin", which he was great in. The premise was not overly exciting, but have seen many things with things that don't sound exciting but the execution turns out to be solid.

As far as Season 1 goes, "Help Wanted" is not one of the best (i.e. "Breakdown", "And So Died Riabouchinska") or one of the worst (ie. "Triggers for Leash", "Shopping for Death"). It is somewhere around solid middle, an episode that does a lot right, more so than wrong, but at the same time there's something that other episodes of the season and show had that is lacking here. Solid and enjoyable, if slightly on the bland side would be my way of summing "Help Wanted" up.

Shall begin with what could have been done better. The story is very slight and is rather slow going to begin with. It could have done with more suspense perhaps too.

The ending to me came over as easily foreseeable, silly and anti-climactic.

On the other hand, much is great. First and foremost, the pitch perfect performance of Qualen who has the right amount of intense, tortured demeanour. Lorne Greene stands out in support, very commanding. Neilson directs with assurance if not always with distinction. Hitchcock's scenes are typically intriguing and dry humoured.

Production values have nice style and atmosphere. The main theme is one that stays in the mind for a while, so in keeping with the style of the series and one that will be easy to recognise even to those that are not usually classical music listeners (due to hearing popping up in adverts every now and then). The script is tight enough and provokes thought, while the story shines best in the complex character writing for the lead character. The mystery also intrigues enough.

In conclusion, pretty good if not great. 7/10.

Well, it's all pretty mysterious. Middle-age unemployed Crabtree (note the name) with a sick wife suddenly gets a lucrative job. All he has to do is sit in a tiny office, copy corporation names, and mail the list each week to a box office. So who cares that his employer remains anonymous as does the purpose of the list. Is he being set up, but if so, for what.

Qualen's perfect as Crabtree, just the right inoffensive look and manner. Greene too shines, with his commanding look and demeanor, even without a Bonanza hairpiece. Good also to see regulars like Baer and Atterbury pick up a payday, even for brief walk-on's. In fact, had I looked closer at the cast list I might have figured out the upshot. Incidentally, note how Director Neilson ups suspense by withholding a facial view of Mr. X. The storyline is pretty spare, but the 30-minutes remains a solid Hitch entry, with Crabtree's inspired final line.

Can't get enough of this episode. 10 Stars.

Robert C. Dennis wrote this ULTRA dark comedy. Dennis had the imagination. He wrote for years at Warner Brothers/ABC TV, all the top shows of the 50s and 60s, later for BATMAN. Our hero.

Enter the "quiet man", aka Mr. Crabtree (memorably played by John Qualen), who needs money (fast!) to pay for his wife's operation. He turns to the help wanted ads and meets Lorne Greene, known to him as MR. X. And with a remarkably sinister voice. Greene was a radio announcer back in the day.

The secret here is Mister X needs someone to casually "kill" another someone --no questions asked, but done in a clever way. Of course, the payout is not a sure thing, unless Crabtree accepts the terms of the agreement. Mr. X is a smart cookie. He also has dirt on Crabtree. Get it?

John Qualen appeared in more than 100 films in his long career, often as a fall guy. He became famous in the 30s playing the father of the Dionne Quintuplets in several films about their extraordinary lives, also one of the legendary cast of CASABLANCA.

By the way. The $100 a week salary for the job, equals about 1200 dollars today. Not bad.

About as good as it gets for Hitch. Laugh out loud ending, and DON'T stand too close to that window! Best of SEASON 1, which is a box set to treasure. Episode 27 remastered/Universal. 2005 release.

Even Alfred Hitchcock noted that this story has a delectable sting. A rather nifty twisted one.

Mr Crabtree (John Qualen) was fired from his previous job for being too old. Now his wife is ill and she needs surgery.

So a new job offer is a lifeline for Crabtree. He will be working on his own in an office writing reports. It is all very confidential and his employer remains mysterious.

Crabtree does not think much about the reports but it is a lucrative job and will help with the medical bills.

Then one day the employer shows up at the office. The mysterious Mr X (Lorne Greene) has a deadly proposition for Mr Crabtree, a well paid one.

The story is reminiscent of a Sherlock Holmes one and then it goes its own way.