Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [first lines]
- Alfred Hitchcock: [tied to a stake, surrounded by a bundle of sticks] Good evening. Television fans can be so demonstrative and unpredictable. At the time this happened, I was under the impression I was being put on a pedestal. My wife's not going to like this. She's always telling me not to leave my ashes on the floor.
- [takes out a cigarette, lights it, throws the match onto the sticks]
- Alfred Hitchcock: Tonight, we present a very warm little story called "Kill with Kindness."
- [as smoke rises]
- Alfred Hitchcock: Reception seems to be rather bad tonight. Is your screen clouding up? Mine is. I think we better run a test film first. If you have no difficulty in seeing it, we will show you our story.
- [last lines]
- Alfred Hitchcock: [steps away from the stake] I thought I'd better get out of there. I just remembered that my tumbrel is double parked. I shall return next week at the same time to bring you another story and to relate the further adventures of Alfred Hitchcock. Good night.