Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [afterword]
- Self - Host: I shall never again accept a political nomination without knowing the identity of the office involved. I like being a collector, but I rather hoped it would be taxes, not rubbish. Perhaps I can resign next time when we reassemble at this same hall. Until then, good night.
- [introduction - Hitchcock is addressing cheers and signs with various state names]
- Self - Host: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for that heartfelt and technically augmented cheer.
- [hammers the microphones on the podium to his level]
- Self - Host: Will the delegates please clear the aisles? Return to your seats, please.
- [the signs are move out of view]
- Self - Host: I have an announcement. Will the delegate from Yugoslavia please report here at once? The Credentials Committee suspects you may have made a mistake. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I wish to place in nomination a friend of, a steadfast champion for and a man who I'm certain you have already guessed his identity. If not, I shall give you a hint. He is the producer of the following television play.