Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [afterword]
- Alfred Hitchcock: [Hitchcock is still holding the machine gun] To summarize the next reel, Harry did as he threatened, and Marian lived happily ever after. She had a rich, full life. It was too bad Harry was not there to share it with her, but of course,
- [Hitchcock shrugs]
- Alfred Hitchcock: crime does not pay, murder will out, etcetera, etcetera. And now, good night until we again bring you a saga of suspense and/or mystery. Good night.
- [introduction]
- Alfred Hitchcock: [carrying a cello case] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. A special word to those of you who have been arrested while speeding home to see this show. I can do nothing to bail you out. And I'm afraid the magistrate is only slightly in my debt. I shall, however, do everything I can to make you forget your troubles.
- [walks over to a table]
- Alfred Hitchcock: Tonight's narrative is about gangsters.
- [places cello case on table and opens it]
- Alfred Hitchcock: And I thought I'd best test some of the props.
- [takes out a machine gun and shoots it; it makes the sounds of piano keys]
- Alfred Hitchcock: I would like to play "The Flight of the Bumblebee." But we must get on with the show.