Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [afterword]
- Self - Host: Those of you with a passion for peripheral detail will be interested in knowing that the actual killers in this case were ultimately brought to justice. As for this next detail, it is a television commercial, an item for which I have a passion. Frankly, I like them because I feel so wonderful when they're over, which is when I shall next see you.
- [commercial]
- Self - Host: I hope you have enjoyed singing along with Hitch. It is the best way I know to indulge in a community sing without actually having to rub elbows with one's neighbors. Next week, we shall be back, myself and all the gang. Until then, good night.
- [introduction - the picture fades to Hitchcock conducting with a beard]
- Self - Host: Good evening and welcome to "Sing Along with Hitch". I have a feeling this will be much better if we could hear you singing. As it is, it strikes me as a rather limited form of entertainment. And you have no idea how insecure one can feel when he knows that at any time he can be replaced by a bouncing ball. For those of you who are too shy or for some reason have not chosen to join us, I have an enticement. Perhaps if you sing loud and lustily enough, you will drown out the commercial, after which our story. Remember, the competition tends to become rather fortissimo.