Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [introduction - Hitchcock is steering a ship]
- Self - Host: Good evening, landlubbers, and welcome aboard. We should have a pleasant voyage this evening.
- [turns the steering wheel causing the picture to spin around]
- Self - Host: Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. We shall make several interesting ports of call tonight. But first, we must endure a rather dull 60 seconds while we get beyond the three-mile limit.
- [afterword]
- Self - Host: So much for our visit to exotic Las Vegas. We shall cast anchor soon, for I wish to have a meeting with a business associate. But hang on, please. I see one of those dreadful sandbars ahead. I shall see you after we tie up.
- [commercial, after which a pair of feet are seen dangling next to Hitchcock]
- Self - Host: I've just completed a meeting with my sponsor in which he had a change of heart. And I think it's safe to say that we may be spared his commercials in the future. Why don't you tune in next week and see? Until then, good night.