Carroll O'Connor credited as playing...
Archie Bunker
- Archie Bunker: The last blackout was plenty bad. Don't you remember what they did? They was riotin', they was burnin', they was lootin', they was runnin' wild in the streets.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: They they they, who's all this they you're talkin' about.
- Archie Bunker: They? There's them that can't be seen whilst the blackout is on.
- Archie Bunker: Go down to the drugstore tomorrow there. Buy yourself one of them transvestor radios there.
- Charley: Do you believe in white supremacy?
- Archie Bunker: I certainly do, except in boxing, baseball, and basketball.
- Mitch Turner: The views expressed in this letter, do you adhere to them?
- Archie Bunker: I don't like nothin' I'd hear from him, but I can't shut him up.
- Mitch Turner: Haven't you ever tried to use your authority as titular head of the house to straighten him out?
- Archie Bunker: Uh, the titular head? That's the mother, ain't it?
- Mitch Turner: Would you join us in a little reprimand?
- Archie Bunker: Yeah sure, I ain't drivin', anything you wanna serve.