Mike Barker credited as playing...
Terry Bates • Mr. Madsen • Michael
- Dr. Heisler: [pointing to x-ray] See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.
- Stanley Smith: [distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?
- [stabs Stan in the leg with a fork]
- Stanley Smith: Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!
- Dr. Heisler: It's the bullet that saved you.
- Stanley Smith: This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
- Hayley Smith: What?
- Stanley Smith: Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!