Dee Bradley Baker credited as playing...
Klaus • Tony • Monopoly Hobo • Pillow Hands McGraw
- Francine Smith: The only good hairdresser in town is Mr Beauregard, and it's impossible to get an appointment unless you know somebody.
- Klaus: But Francine, you do know somebody. You know Roger. Oh, wait, he's just a nobody.
- Roger the Alien: [gasps] Don't... cry... in front of the fish!
- Roger the Alien: Oh, my God! It's happening for me. I'm almost a star. Oh! There's my cell phone. Oh, my God! It's Johnny Depp.
- [pretending to talk on the phone]
- Roger the Alien: Deppster! What's shaking?
- Klaus: That's not a cell phone. That's a bar of soap you painted black.
- Roger the Alien: Yeah, hang on, J.D. Watch it, Klaus or I'm gonna cram this bad boy 20,000 leagues up your butt.