Jim Nabors credited as playing...
Gomer Pyle
- Thelma Lou: I smell gas. Do you smell gas, Andy?
- Andy Taylor: I smell gas.
- Opie Taylor: I smell gas!
- Gomer Pyle: I smell gas!
- Aunt Bee Taylor: I smell gas, too!
- Barney Fife: All right! All right! All right! You smell gas! 'Course you smell gas! What do you think this car runs on, coal?
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh, by the way, Gomer, how are you feeling?
- Gomer Pyle: Sick as a dog, but having the time of my life!
- Barney Fife: All right, is everybody set back there?
- Opie Taylor: I'm all set!
- Aunt Bee Taylor: I'm all set.
- Gomer Pyle: I'm all set.
- Barney Fife: How 'bout the front seat?
- Thelma Lou: I'm all set.
- Andy Taylor: I'm all set.
- Gomer Pyle: Hope I don't get carsick.
- Barney Fife: [quickly but insistently] Opie, you trade places with Gomer! I want him near a window!
- Barney Fife: [as his passengers sing "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"] Wait a minute! Hold it, everybody! Listen!
- [everyone quiets down and bumping sounds are heard]
- Andy Taylor: Just bumps on the road.
- Thelma Lou: What it sounds like to me.
- Gomer Pyle: It's just bumps on the road.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: That's what it sounds like to me.
- Opie Taylor: Me, too.
- Gomer Pyle: She's gonna need: Plugs, points, bearin's, valves, rings, starter switch, ignition wires, water pump, fuel pump, oil pump, clutch, clutch bearin's, clutch plate, brake linin', brake shoes, brake drums, radiator hose and radiator hose couplin'... And I'd give 'er a good wash, too.