Jim Nabors credited as playing...
Gomer Pyle
- Malcolm Tucker: Look, all I want you to do is come with me and look at my motor.
- Gomer Pyle: I'd be happy to look at your motor. I'm sure it's a sight to behold, but I don't know nothin'...
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Gomer can't help you, Mr. Tucker. He's not a mechanic.
- Gomer Pyle: [asked who else could fix Malcolm's car] My cousin, Goober. That's who.
- Malcolm Tucker: He knows about motors?
- Gomer Pyle: He hopped up an old V8 engine, put it on his rowboat! That thing'll do eighty! Now, that's fast on water!
- Gomer Pyle: Mr. Tucker?
- Malcolm Tucker: Ah! My car ready?
- Gomer Pyle: No. Goober thinks you need a new set of spark plugs.
- Malcolm Tucker: Well, change 'em!
- Gomer Pyle: They're $1.15 apiece.
- Malcolm Tucker: Fine, fine.
- Gomer Pyle: She's an eight-cylinder. She'll take eight.
- Malcolm Tucker: Go do it.
- Gomer Pyle: One for each cylinder?
- Malcolm Tucker: Go, boy, go! Do it!
- Gomer Pyle: We have your permission, then?
- Malcolm Tucker: Yes! Yes!
- Gomer Pyle: Didn't want you to say later on we'd overcharged you.
- Malcolm Tucker: Go do it!
- Gomer Pyle: Right.
- Gomer Pyle: [about to leave, Gomer turns to Andy] Goober says "hey", Andy.
- Andy Taylor: "Hey" to Goober.