Gerry Becker credited as playing...
Nathan Reed
- Lindsey McDonald: Lilah, please they chose me. I'm clearly the guy.
- Nathan Reed: Yes, you are.
- Lindsey McDonald: You could've had it but you didn't have what it takes.
- [holds up hand]
- Lindsey McDonald: An evil hand. I mean come on, who here does, huh? Leon doesn't. Charlie doesn't.
- [rubs Charlie's head]
- Lindsey McDonald: You do know you gave me an evil hand, right? I've been writing kill kill kill on everything. It's crazy. It's crazy. Anything could happen.
- Nathan Reed: Alan.
- Lindsey McDonald: Alan how are you?
- [punches Alan & steals gun]
- Lindsey McDonald: Uh oh. Uh oh.
- [shoots Alan's foot]
- Lindsey McDonald: Ooooh, that's going to hurt in the morning. Come here.
- [throws Alan to the ground]
- Lindsey McDonald: Stop it, evil hand, stop it!
- [shoots around the room]
- Lindsey McDonald: I just can't control my evil hand. Nathan, I am so proud that you chose me. Charlie!
- [rubs Charlie's head]
- Lindsey McDonald: But if I would've been in your shoes, I would've chosen Lilah. Let me tell you why. Do you have any idea the hours this chick has logged in, huh? The files she has on you guys? Deep stuff. Ronnie, your stock manipulations. Nathan's little off-shore accounts. Can you imagine if something were to happen to this girl and those files got back to the senior partners? They'd eat you alive. She's been working overtime boys. She's everything you ever dreamed of. Lilah is your guy. Me, I'm unreliable. I got these evil hand issues and I'm bored with this crap. And besides I'm leaving so if you want to chase me, be my guest but remember
- [holds up hand]
- Lindsey McDonald: evil.
- [knocks on desk]
- Lindsey McDonald: Charlie...
- [to Lilah]
- Lindsey McDonald: Good luck.
- [Lilah gasps as Lindsey pinches her butt. Lindsey holds up hand again]
- Lindsey McDonald: Evil!
- Nathan Reed: And what's the status on Angel?
- Lindsey McDonald: [caught unprepared] Angel? He's up, he's down, he's good, he's bad. He's a barrel of dead monkeys.
- Nathan Reed: [after Lindsey, evil hand and all, left] Well, let's amend the minutes. Lilah Morgan got promoted.
- [wounded man groans for umpteenth time]
- Nathan Reed: And, uh, someone call an ambulance.