Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Willow Rosenberg
- Cordelia: [on phone with Willow] Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire? That's why she- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
- [giggles and chuckling wryly]
- Cordelia: All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo...!
- [long pause while Willow says something]
- Cordelia: Oh, yeah? Really? Well... that's great. Good for you!
- Willow Rosenberg: [into the phone] Thanks for the affirmation. Cordelia, Harmony's very dangerous. You have to get out of there.
- Cordelia: [Cordelia talking to Willow on the phone about Harmony] How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale's that far away, you couldn't afford a little phone call?
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Harmony?
- [she spits toothpaste into her towel]
- Willow Rosenberg: What about Harmony?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] She's here, in L.A.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Yikes. Big yikes! What happened? Did she come after you?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] Geeyeah. She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Your bedroom? How did she...?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] While I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there. But, I think she got the message that I don't go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] You wounded her?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] She'll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Say what?
- Cordelia: [on the phone] Yeah, I know. Awkward much?
- Willow Rosenberg: [on the phone] Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?