Mercedes McNab credited as playing...
Harmony Kendall
- Cordelia: You got a place to stay?
- Harmony Kendall: [with a sly smile] You offering?
- Cordelia: Do I have to say it?
- Harmony Kendall: Yeah!
- Cordelia: Okay, you're coming home with me.
- [starting to head out]
- Cordelia: I hope you don't mind the couch.
- Cordelia: [to Wesley] Hey, I told you, Harmony is my friend and I trust her completely. Harmony can stay here.
- Harmony Kendall: [nervous] I don't want to stay here alone with the ghost.
- Harmony Kendall: [to Cordelia] We always said we were going to do something cool with our lives. Now look at us: You're an office manager and I'm dead.
- Cordelia: [Harmony, now a vampire sneaks into Cordelia's room] Harmony, what are you doing in my...
- Harmony Kendall: Nothing.
- Cordelia: Harmony...?
- Harmony Kendall: I'm sorry. I... thought I could... control myself... I thought I could resist these urges...
- Cordelia: Urges...?
- Harmony Kendall: You have no idea how hard it is to stay away from you. I mean, seeing you there, looking so... so luscious.
- Cordelia: Oh...
- [Cordelia takes a moment, then suddenly it dawns on her that Harmony is a lesbian]
- Cordelia: Ohh! You're a...
- Harmony Kendall: [Harmony turns back barely able to look at her] I should have told you. I was scared... Scared that if you found out... what I was... , you'd kill me.
- Cordelia: Oh, no! Harmony... God, you really think I'm that narrow-minded? I don't care about that.
- Harmony Kendall: [squinting] You... You don't?
- Cordelia: No. Not as long as you're happy.
- Harmony Kendall: [Harmony snorts, bitterly] Happy, what's that? The last time I remember being truly happy was back in school with you.
- [disgusted]
- Harmony Kendall: Now, here I am, taking advantage of you.
- Cordelia: No. It's just... It's just that I had no idea that you... , you know... thought of me... that way.
- Harmony Kendall: I don't! I swear. I just... Well, I haven't had any for a while and... Forget it.
- [she gets up and moves to the door]
- Harmony Kendall: This is stupid. I'll just go back to the couch. I'm sorry really.
- Cordelia: Don't be. If you want to stay and talk...
- Harmony Kendall: No, I'd better... You know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't, mention this to anyone.
- Cordelia: It's our secret.
- [Harmony smiles gratefully and closes the door]
- Harmony Kendall: Eww. It tastes funky.
- Angel: It's pig's blood.
- Harmony Kendall: Uch! Well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
- Cordelia: Harmony... , I have to go. Work stuff. You okay here?
- Harmony Kendall: You kidding? Free blood. And potato skins.
- [regarding the karaoke list]
- Harmony Kendall: Hey, I'm thinking about doing another number. What do you think: "Candle In The Wind" or "Princess Diana Candle In The Wind"?
- Cordelia: Go nuts. Do 'em both.
- [Harmony is popping and chewing gum, loudly]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Doesn't appear to be hieroglyphic or- Do you mind?
- Harmony Kendall: Well, I'm kinda bored, but, go ahead.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [pointing at Harmony] That is not your friend. That thing may have your friend's memories, her appearances... , but it's just a filthy demon, an unholy monster.
- [notices Harmony's listening]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Eh... , no offense.
- Harmony Kendall: [genuinely confused] About what?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [after being scolded, to get rid of her wad of chewed gum, Harmony grabs the nearest old book and tears a page out of it in which to wrap the offending piece. Wesley is livid, and shouts:] What are you doing? This book is twelve centuries old!
- Harmony Kendall: Okay, so it's not like I messed up a new one.
- Harmony Kendall: [got renamed at Caretas because of her squawky singing voice] Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?