Andy Hallett credited as playing...
Lorne
- Lorne: What do I think? I think I'm tired. I think I'm sick and tired of wearing bells on my toes and making like everything's gonna be OK. I think it's pathetic that lately I'm too scared and sad to tell people the truth so I just say what they wanna hear instead. Most of all, I think the term "Happy Hour" should be banned from the English language. There's nothing happy about this hour or any other.
- Carlos the Bartender: Oh.
- Lorne: What I know is I started drinking the moment that I found out that a girl I loved was gonna die. Every time I get to the bottom of the glass, I hope that that last drop is gonna take me the distance.
- Carlos the Bartender: OK.
- Lorne: A simple plan that failed utterly, which is why I'm gonna heave my tuchus off this stool, strap the bells on, and with a smile and a quip, go back into the belly of a very ugly beast and pretend like I can help. Hmm. 'Cause that's what the green guy does.
- Harmony Kendall: Uh-oh.
- Lorne: This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?
- Eve: [man walks out of elevator] Oh, God. He's here.
- Harmony Kendall: That's the guy? He's just a suit.
- Security Guard: Hey, you. Stop. Put your hands up!
- [man punches the guard through the stomach]
- Eve, Lorne, Harmony Kendall: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!