Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Michael Bluth
- Michael Bluth: [GOB is being escorted out of the office] You guys didn't have to do this...
- Narrator: The guard had recently lost half his tie to "Office Magic".
- Michael Bluth: So you still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
- Lindsay Funke: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
- Michael Bluth: I asked you to clean the house and you only did it once.
- Lindsay Funke: You didn't even thank me for doing it.
- Narrator: She didn't even do it that time but instead intercepted her mother's housekeeper Lupe.
- Lindsay Funke: Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!
- Lupe: [holds up a pair of underwear] Almost done. Yours? Or Meesters?
- Lindsay Funke: Meesters.
- Narrator: Lupe never accepted a ride from her again.