Portia de Rossi credited as playing...
Lindsay Bluth Fünke
- Michael Bluth: So you still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
- Lindsay Funke: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
- Lindsay Funke: [Lindsay is wearing Tobias's underwear] So what do you think?
- Tobias Fünke: I've been looking for those! You're going to stretch them out!
- Lindsay Funke: Is that all you can say?
- Tobias Fünke: Excuse me, but I like the way they shape my junk.
- Lindsay Funke: I don't know why, but you can take your junk and get out.
- Michael Bluth: I asked you to clean the house and you only did it once.
- Lindsay Funke: You didn't even thank me for doing it.
- Narrator: She didn't even do it that time but instead intercepted her mother's housekeeper Lupe.
- Lindsay Funke: Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!
- Lupe: [holds up a pair of underwear] Almost done. Yours? Or Meesters?
- Lindsay Funke: Meesters.
- Narrator: Lupe never accepted a ride from her again.