Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Michael Bluth
- Michael: You know, this open marriage is ridiculous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: The important thing is that you guys don't lose focus on yourself.
- [Maeby walks away]
- Tobias Fünke: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
- [Michael and Lindsay stare in silence]
- Tobias Fünke: I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I do apologize profusely, I'm - oh...
- [Tobias walks away in embarrassment]
- George Michael Bluth: You said I was hogging her. Like I was being a litlle Ann hog. Can she come with us?
- Michael: Ann Hog's coming?
- George Michael Bluth: Way to plant, Ann.
- Michael: George-Michael, why don't you take Plant and wait in the car?
- Michael: I'm going to have to start putting people in the trunk.
- Narrator: At that very moment, Buster was climbing into the trunk.
- Buster: [videotaping himself] Mother, when you see this tape, you will know that I've left. Not out of cowardice, but out of... man, it's tired in here!@
- Narrator: Six minutes later, Michael stopped to drop off his mother's housekeeper.
- Buster: [Buster climbs out of the trunk] Mexico.
- Narrator: In fact, Buster was in Santa Ana, a town six minutes inland from his own, but the combination of losing his glasses and breathing carbon monoxide had impaired Buster's judgement.
- Buster: [seeking shelter] This will keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.
- Lupe: Excuse me, what are you doing?
- Buster: I'm trying to find a place to live!