David Cross credited as playing...
Tobias Fünke
- Michael: You know, this open marriage is ridiculous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: The important thing is that you guys don't lose focus on yourself.
- [Maeby walks away]
- Tobias Fünke: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
- [Michael and Lindsay stare in silence]
- Tobias Fünke: I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I do apologize profusely, I'm - oh...
- [Tobias walks away in embarrassment]