Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Michael Bluth
- Michael: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.
- Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the couch.
- [and he does just that]
- Michael: Guy's a pro.
- Michael: There's a big bowl of candy in my office, why don't you go eat it?
- [Lucille enters and while the door is closing]
- Wayne Jarvis: Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is *no* candy in this office.
- Michael: Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: [to his secretary] I'm not here!
- Barry's Secretary: Barry's not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?
- Michael: Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, *and* I'm not paying for this phone call!
- Barry Zuckerkorn: I am not a girl, you...
- Barry's Secretary: [pulls out a tape recorder] Go ahead, call me something. I'm redecorating my kitchen.
- Lucille: You idiots. If he sees me with Wayne...
- Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry.
- Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage car.
- [Wayne goes to hide]
- Michael: Guy's a pro.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Okay. First of all--
- [looks at Lucille Bluth]
- Barry Zuckerkorn: What are you doing? Pilates? Because no 40-year old woman should look like that.
- Michael: Well, no 40-year old woman does look like that.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Okay. I'm going to get out of your hair. We'll talk about this money later in the week.
- Michael: Excuse me. We're not going to pay $20,000 to get my dad out for one day.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: No. It's a bond. It's all refundable, unlike my time.