Portia de Rossi credited as playing...
Lindsay Bluth Fünke
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...
- Lindsay Funke: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!
- Dave Attell: Wow, the service sent you over quick.
- Narrator: ...But not the one she's married to.
- Lindsay Funke: [he quickly disrobes] You don't cry when you take those off?
- Narrator: Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.
- George "Gob" Bluth II: Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.
- Wife of Gob: Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.
- [She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head]
- Narrator: Then GOB catches a lucky break.
- Judge Lionel Ping: There's no way to tell who this man is.
- Narrator: But it doesn't last long.
- George "Gob" Bluth II: Oh that's me, your honor, I fucked my wife.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, we've really lost this case.
- Narrator: And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.
- Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!
- [Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook]
- Buster: Hey, campers.
- [the kids all scream and run away]
- Buster: I'm a monster!
- Michael: This may have been a step backward.
- Lindsay Funke: Oh, God. Not that "I'm in love with my mother" dance thing. I'm so glad there wasn't one of those for Daddys and Daughters.
- Lucille: Of course they have father-daughter dances.
- Lindsay Funke: They do? He never took me?
- Lucille: It was before we did your nose.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias.
- Dave Attell: [Lindsay accidentally wanders into Dave Attell's dressing room] Wow, the service sent you over quick.
- [he quickly disrobes]
- Narrator: But not the one she's married to.
- Lindsay Funke: You don't cry when you take those off?