David Cross credited as playing...
Tobias Fünke
- Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
- George Bluth Sr.: [he shoves Tobias against the wall with his hand covering Tobias's mouth] I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like? I live here and if you tell anybody, you are dead.
- Narrator: Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr.
- George Bluth Sr.: Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!
- Carl Weathers: [at Burger King] I'm going to go get a refill. You know you can get a refill on any drink you want?
- Tobias Fünke: It's a great restaurant!
- Narrator: It sure is!
- [Tobias discovers that George Sr. has been living in the attic]
- Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
- George Sr.: I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like? I live here. You tell anyone, you are DEAD.
- [he shoves Tobias up against the wall with his hand against his mouth]
- George Sr.: Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.