Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Michael Bluth
- Gob: I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it, because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.
- Michael Bluth: You were going to South America?
- Gob: I don't think so.
- Michael Bluth: Fine, we'll have a party
- Mae 'Maebe' Funke: For Gangey?
- Michael Bluth: Yeah, how'd you know?
- George Michael Bluth: She called and invited us.
- Lindsay Funke: [to Michael] Okay, maybe it was her idea.
- Mae 'Maebe' Funke: We don't have to come, do we?
- Michael Bluth: Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.
- Michael Bluth: Hey Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
- Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
- Michael Bluth: It was this morning. And now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht? I'm selling that yacht.
- Lucille: Michael, you haven't heard why I want it: To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday!
- Michael Bluth: I enjoy a bicentennial as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that.