Liza Minnelli credited as playing...
Lucille Austero
- Usher: Sir, we will not be starting with "Less Cousins Dangeroozies" until you leave.
- Lucille Austero: I'm sorry, I was under the impression my AARP card was good for one and a date.
- Byron "Buster" Bluth: I knew society wouldn't accept this. And they never will.
- [Buster bolts for the curtains, not realizing there's a cinder block wall behind it. He collides and collapses]
- Lucille Austero: Buster... Buster...
- Usher: We just need the three extra bucks.