Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Michael Bluth
- Michael: We dont want to relive the TBA debacle.
- Narrator: Years earlier, the Bluth's held their first fundraiser, but the family had a hard time agreeing on a cause.
- George Sr.: [reading the slips] "Neckflap". "Ovarian Cancer". Gee, I wonder who that was? "Shrinkage". Somebody saw Seinfeld last night! Another one for "Neckflap".
- Narrator: So they sent out invitations with the disease still to be announced. To their surprise, the Bluth's wound up raising over $25,000 dollars for TBA. Then, and here's the really horrible part, they did it again the following year.
- Gob: [footage of George Michael's Star Wars Kid] Keep fighting, little guy! Soon, we'll rid the world of T.B.A.!
- Michael: When they found out, we almost had a riot on our hands.
- Michael Bluth: [Michael and GOB are trying to break into the prison] If only we had a map.
- Gob: [rips off his shirt revealing a map] Like this? I drew it upside down.
- Michael Bluth: This is going to be awkward.
- Narrator: It was awkward.
- Prison guard: [Michael is awkwardly positioned over GOB] Hey guys, if you want to party, maybe you should take it inside?
- Gob: That was a freebie.
- Michael Bluth: I'll just stay here and read, then.
- Narrator: This too proved challenging as the Bluth family had no books.
- [Michael opens up a box with copies of "The Man Inside Me"]
- Narrator: Except for those. And that's when Michael got a glimpse of the warden's true intentions with his mother.
- Michael Bluth: [after reading the screenplay] I wish I had read "The Man Inside Me".