Geoffrey Palmer credited as playing...
Lionel Hardcastle
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- Lionel: I think I'm getting a bunion.
- Jean: That's not a very auspicious start to the day.
- Lionel: I've never had a bunion before. I've had corns; I've never had a bunion.
- Jean: I can recommend a very good chiropodist.
- Lionel: Can you? Were you you mean you have...
- Jean: This coffee's delicious.